captainhanni:

snuffysbox:

Everyone and their grandma have drawn these two adorable shits already, but I couldn’t resist making my own shitty rendition, so eh. There you go.
Thank you for the existence of these amazing characters captainhanni :>

LLLOOOOKKK LOOOOK AT THIS JUST LOOK AT THIS ahahHHHHHHHHHHH no thank you for drawing them ohhh you have such a cool style!!! ahhh!!!! yelling!!! more yelling!!! ♥♥♥♥ thank you thank you thank you!!!!!! *hugs your knees* THANKU!!!!!

captainhanni:

snuffysbox:

Everyone and their grandma have drawn these two adorable shits already, but I couldn’t resist making my own shitty rendition, so eh. There you go.

Thank you for the existence of these amazing characters captainhanni :>

LLLOOOOKKK LOOOOK AT THIS JUST LOOK AT THIS ahahHHHHHHHHHHH no thank you for drawing them ohhh you have such a cool style!!! ahhh!!!! yelling!!! more yelling!!! ♥♥♥♥ thank you thank you thank you!!!!!! *hugs your knees* THANKU!!!!!

usb-dongle:

it has been one of my greatest dreams to beat the living shit out of something at least once so god fucking help anybody that ever tries to assault me because i will be brimming with every violent urge that i have ever tucked away in my entire life

(Source: usbdongle)

adirtylilsecret:

youtube-personalities:

When my iPhone drops…

SO FUCKING REAL

thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

making plans with friends like

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thatfunnyblog:

me

(Source: mrbenwyatt)

I AM REALLY UPSET BECAUSE NOBODY IS KISSING ME OR GOING OUT WITH ME OR CRUSHING ON ME EVERYONE ELSE HAS A PERSON WHERE IS MY PERSON WHY DONT I GET A FRICKIN PERSON

(Source: grates)

thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

clothobuerocracy:

sunshineface0014:

ridge:

it’s weird how people talk bad about strippers but no one says anything about the people who go to see them

!!!!!!!!!

Who’s worse? The woman who dances on a pole making $600 a day or the man stepping out on his wife and family to throw singles at a complete stranger?

scott mccall + ass

haggady:

cats are mysterious and powerful and we must respect them

haggady:

cats are mysterious and powerful and we must respect them